but one need not give up prematurely! Help is out there, even if, like me, you identify more closely with a slug than an Olympic athlete. \r
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I'm a Boomer, an artist, and an intellectual. I?ve had a life-long aversion to exercise. I should spend my precious leisure time in boring, sweaty, repetitive activities that leave me feeling as lithe and graceful as a sack of cement? \r
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PuhLEEZE! \r
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Then I came into my fifties. And one morning, my denial system finally failed. I wasn?t ?having a bad day??I had become a consistently grumpy collection of tweaks and twinges and unsightly jiggling, of lower back stiffness, shoulder tightness, protesting knees, a saggy butt, and those dreaded flabby, floppy triceps. I couldn?t stand on one foot and brush my teeth at the same time. I couldn?t jog from here to the corner without feeling like I was gonna lose my lunch. My body had become an annoying neighborhood in which I no longer wanted to reside. I hurt all the time, and felt a lot of despair.\r
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Luckily, I found this place. Now, a few years later, approximately 97.3% of my daily aches and pains have vanished. Everything is tighter and firmer. I?ve dropped 2 sizes. I can balance atop an exercise ball with my eyes closed. OK, that last sentence is a total lie, but every other word I?ve written is true. This, too, is the truth: 2 weeks ago, in Trader Joe?s, a good-looking man in his thirties stopped me in the pasta aisle. ?Forgive me if this is inappropriate,? he said, ?but I have to tell you, you look so hot in that dress.? \r
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I almost kissed his noodles. \r
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This would NOT have happened to me if I hadn?t made that first somewhat nerve-wracking call to NWPT. I was afraid I would be made to feel weak and inadequate and ashamed. The opposite turned out to be the case. The trainers here are a great bunch?respectful, knowledgeable, and kind. I've worked with many of them and like them all. Kristin has been my main gal, though, and I adore her. She is always encouraging and understanding. I never feel pushed beyond my physical OR mental capacity, yet here I am 3.5 years later with a better life than I ever expected I would have. I no longer exist Advil to Advil. I can easily hoist a 25-lb bag of grout or groceries up onto a counter. I can spend a day planting shrubs without spending the night on an ice pack. I can say YES when I?m invited to hike in the hills with friends. I get compliments from strange men, and normal ones too. It?s a bloody miracle, is what it is. Showing up for that first free appointment at Northwest Personal Training was one of the smartest things I?ve ever done for myself. I?d recommend this place to anyone looking to do a good thing for her body, her mind, and her life.\r
Pros: Great trainers mean amazing results. Easy parking.
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