Mort's is a great Lansing Bar. The Bartenders know their drinks and if they don't know it, they are willing to make it no questions asked per your description. The Bar is divided into two parts. One side is for siting down and relaxing. The other side is one of the best dart setups for the area.
If your a dart player you will not be disappointed. The boards are clean and maintained. Always plenty of chalk. If you don't own your own set, they have bar darts easily available.
They do have a patio, but it's small. It gets crowded easy, and the city bums have learned that's a great place to beg. Drunk people can be very giving...
If your hungry, few people know that Mort's actually have a decent menu. Nothing fancy, but it's good simple Bar food.
While I've seen hook-ups happen there, don't go in expecting to find someone to go home with. Mort's is just a great place to sit down, hang out with some friends, play some darts, and have a good time. Most of the staff is friendly. You can even find the owner and his family wondering around.
I do have my complaints, like the days Dart leagues hog the boards till late and the live bands, but over all Mort's is the complete package. Good prices, good drinks, good people.
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