we recently moved to Portland, and have had amazing dining experiences thus far; we haven't eaten at a bad place yet. well, until last night at the Mandarin Cove. we have been craving chinese food for a while, so we turned to citysearch. after reading several 5 star write-ups, boasting the best chinese in town, we headed on over. we read about a happy hour, so thought we'd partake in that. upon entering the happy hour section, we were flooded with cigarette smoke, coupled with a cafeteria style ambiance. card tables were topped with cheap, shoddy looking vinyl tableclothes. it was so poorly lit, we couldn't see where the menus were located. my partner asked the girl working the bar where they were located, and she snapped that the happy hour food was over in the corner. we looked over to where she was pointing, and only saw a bowl of eggrolls, some peanuts and what appeared to be sweet and sour chicken under a heatlamp. again, it was so dark, it was hard to tell. the cigarette smoke was unbearable, so we headed over to the regular dining area. i have to say, it wasn't much better appearance-wise. the space is nice, it's sort of like a greenhouse, but the old faded floral pattern vinyl tablecloths and pepto bismol pink napkins didn't exactly create a nice atmosphere. we ended up ordering the appetizer platter and the sesame beef, after reading a review raving about how fantastic it is. the food came out quickly, but it was inedible. the appetizers were cold and tasted like that of frozen pre-made food. the sesame beef was absolutely disgusting. rubbery, overly sweet, and just odd. it must be a very low grade of beef, because it was just sickening. while we were sitting there, feeling sick to our stomachs, we started noticing how dirty the restaurant was. the carpets were filthy. here was something growing on the understide of our tablecloth (mold?). it's not cheap price-wise, we shelled out $40. i wouldn't take my worst enemy to this place. i still am cringing.
Pros: greenhouse style building
Cons: a health code violation waiting to happen; filthy, gross, food inedible.
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