Are you a cretinous low-life criminal? Then what are you waiting for? Kensington Manor awaits you! For those of you who don't fit the above description, I invite you to be wowed and amazed when you find that you have no use for T.V. here! Who needs the telly when you can be privy to dr_g dealings gone bad and Dekalb County Police chases? You'll quickly get used to the whirl of helicopters looking for your neighbors- and be sure to give shout-outs to your ""Baby Fahva"" as every news channel covers the latest murder that occured right by your apartment. Enjoy episodes of CSI: Decatur when yellow tape and actual CSI vans surround your building while the coroner prepares the body bags. Bask in the glory of being a good citizen when detectives question you about what you've seen or heard! Honestly, there are SO MANY criminal acts going on here, you'll never get bored! Feel like you're in the movie ""Backdraft"" when you realize your building has burned down because of faulty wiring in a vacant apartment! The vermin are wonderful-you'll get used to them: the exterminator comes whenever he feels like it. Your children will LOVE the ONE SWING(which may or may not be attached) in the dilapidated playground and the pool that NEVER OPENS! Get the thrill of flinching whenever you hear a gunshot because you fear maybe it was your child that was shot!\r
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If that isn't enough for you, perhaps the fact that they never have enough maintenance to go around because the idiot of a manager keeps firing all the competent workers and hiring her very incompetent family members/friends(who, BTW got fired herself a few days ago-how does it feel LaVita? at goes around, comes around, Sweety! LMAO!). \r
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Well, when all is said and done, at least you live right around the corner from an award-winning school district!
Pros: huh?
Cons: If you like paying market value to live in the dumps-this place is for you...
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