I ordered hookah one time. They messed up my order. Brought me the right one and the wrong one. And charged me for both. Pricing is real high. I think its because the owner decided it was smart to buy two locations. How do I know, because there are two front entrances. Don't go there hungry because an order of food for 10 bucks, will be so damn little that if you feed your cat that, it would will still be hungry. Customer service is okay. Staff seems far too preoccupied. Seems like its a hang out place for teenaged kids. Not a relaxing environment. I am sitting on the ground. The pillows are not big enough for my fat ass. And there is enough pillows for 2 people. So if you bring 3 people, you are s*** out of luck! The drapes don't cover each sitting area adequately so I can smell the other sh** from the room next door. So, with that said, it doesn't seem like there is much privacy. The music is way too loud so that I can't even talk to my buddy next to me in peace because the teenage DJ doesn't know what relaxing music means. I think the owner is trying to make this a club. And forgetting this is the suburbs, if I want to go party and listen to loud music I'll hit up Vision, Soundbar, or any other place with ridiculously loud music. 3 Large LCD TVs at the bar is confusing. Is this a bar? Or a lounge? Or a club? And when then are there underaged kids everywhere I am not sure what the f*** to think. I thought from reading the owner's message before coming that there would be "" vestiges of the good life from ancient cultures, such as the Persian, Arab, and Indian dynasties."" I didn't see that, unless those included the fish tank, DJ, sound system and LCD tvs.. There is also a motorcycle in the place during winter. I didn't know the place seconds as a garage. Personally, if someone wanted to go to a Hookah lounge, I would recommend going to Samah's on North Clark Street. I have been going there for a few years and it is always a good time. No motorcycles, distracted staff, or under aged kids having an orgy on the dance floor. Plenty of privacy. Relaxing music. Though a high price, the service is worthy enough for it and I know the price doesn't include the LCD tvs, motorcycle and DJ.
My advice to the owner. Go to other hookah bars and see why they have better service. Change pricing. Remove underaged orgy seeking kids. Remove the DJ with obnoxiously loud music. If you still need kid DJs, have them play lounge and relaxing music. Don't allow people to loiter and distract the staff. Don't f*** up people's orders and charge them for the mistake. Create combination specials for some savings to clients. Update your website because it is 2010, not 2009, Woodfield mall is not spelled ""Woodfiled,"" and it does not accurately depict the establishment. And before you update your website, figure out if you are going to be a club, a lounge, or a bar. Finally, people will spend money on quality service. If you charge a lot for your service tailor it for the professional who make mores money than the 15 year old kid.
Pros: Lots of choices. Good aesthetics. Lots of potential.
Cons: Food is way too over priced. Hookah is over priced.
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