Checked in for the last night of a three night trip. First room was too noisy. I could hear the neighbor's music like there was no wall. I asked for a different room. Got settled in and the neighbors started in. I turned up the television, they turned up their conversation. The second room also had coffee but no coffee maker, the telephone on the desk didn't work, and after a little bit of time I began to itch like there were bugs in the room. (The clue should have been the dead cricket on the floor when I walked in.)
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