@johnbgood84
I am the owner of Haunted Nashville, and no I am not posting bogus positive reviews, nor am I good friends with the Parent Magazine reviewer. I did not take an ad out with Parent Magazine... I sent them a press release and the Editor (who is also a theatre critic) came out to see and review the show.
If you have a problem with our show, then simply don't come back and see us. I challenge you to find any advertising anywhere that claims that our show is anything than what it is. It is rude and offensive, not just to me but to the tens of thousands of patrons who actually have enjoyed Haunted Nashville, that you think that your personal feelings on the matter somehow supersede the opinions of our loyal customer base and you discount them as such.
Perhaps it hasn't occurred to you that the various people who have posted here regarding ""chainsaws"" have made mention of them because just about every other haunted house attraction (or, more accurately, shock show) relies on them... and one of the glaring distinctions for guests at Haunted Nashville is the lack of chainsaws. Whether they are scary is debatable... personally, I find them annoying at best and they disturb the rest of the show.
Please don't demean me, my cast, and my show simply because we are daring enough to try something different... something that actually revolves around Halloween and ghosts as opposed to sadism and murder... something that an entire family can enjoy and not just the niche 'blood & guts' market... something that actually takes thought and money to develop and isn't just thrown together at the last minute.
Rather than continue on, I'll let others speak for my work. If you have an issue with the reviews here, try these on for size (and no, I don't know these people personally... they gave their honest opinions of my show):
""One of the Top 25 Must See Haunts in the Nation"" (moved up from number 24 to 16 this year) -Haunted Attraction Magazine
""Hands-down the BEST haunted attraction I've ever experienced."" (read full review at Nashville Parent Magazine website) -Chad Young, Managing Editor/Entertainment Editor, Nashville Parent Magazine
Winner, 2010 Silver Scream Award-Best Haunt in Middle TN / Winner, Best Scenery Award, TN -Tennessee Haunted Adventures
""One of the most unique, authentic, and creepy looking attractions I've ever seen! Top notch!"" -Larry Kirchner, HauntWorld Magazine
""... a genuinely creepy experience... capturing a genuinely creepy sense of being in a haunted house peopled by intangible phantoms."" -Steve Biodrowski, Hollywood Gothique
""The detail is incredible and the special effects are amazing."" -Kevin Gaiman, Nightshade Manor,
""So unique, so beautifully done. Really cool rooms, very creepy. Disney Haunted Mansion, only with a darker feel."" -Jim Hughes, Dark Raven Designs, New York
""...pushed the traditional haunt to the next level... the quality of the show is top notch."" -Jean-Marc Toussaint, Theme Park Designer
""You are light years ahead of most, ourselves included! We are very inspired by your attraction and we hope to make it out sometime to visit. Outstanding job!"" -Lee Ostergren & Kelly Allen, Eureka Screams, Arizona
""It's like there playing off of the same feelings/ambitions that make people want to tour REAL haunted places... so COOL!"" -Terrormedia
Turbidite Manor featured on Jimmy Kimmel Live! 2005
Winner, Best Scenic Design (Turbidite Manor) 2005 -Haunted Media Magazine
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