Fusion

Worst experience ever. Creepy guys who expect something and offer contraband, which you would think wouldn't be able to get in with the 5 police checkpoint at the door. this is a place that should get a metal detector and frisk their patrons.\r \r Low class all the way. more

I was very disappointed with the Browns pregame preparation 2 weeksago. Right away I felt bad for the waitress- they were understaffed and everyone was ordering offthe proclaimed ""game day"" menu. All 4 of us kept our orders very simple with grilled cheeses, but the waitress did not write them down. Not only did it take 45 minutes for the food, but ALL of the orders were wrong! When I brought them back up to the waitress, she apologized. After that, she once again brought out the wrong order!! To make matters WORSE, when I finally got my fries I grabbed a ketchup and when I cracked it open I was COVERED IN KETCHUP HEAD TO TOE as was everyone at my table. Apparently we were victims of the ""ketchup explosion"" prank with baking soda. While we were able to laugh about it, the whole experience at Fusion was terrible. more

All this New York-vs-Cleveland nonsense is sooo tiresome...Cleveland will never be New York, nor will it be Chicago, Miami, Seattle or LA...for God's sake. It is what it is. And Fusion is a pretty nice place for a happy hour (1/2 price drinks 4pm-7pm on weekdays). The food is a definite cut above your average bar food, and the 125 different cocktails (not technically martinis -- sorry, I'm a purist -- so we'll call them cocktails) are yummy. Although if I was a dude, I'd probably feel silly ordering the ""Honey Bee"" or ""Shady Lady."" A parting word...if you love New York or hate Cleveland so much, you're free to move...and the word is ""collar,"" not ""coller."" Pros: Good food, Huge cocktail variety, Nice atmosphere Cons: People=obnoxious, Painfully hip on wknd more