Columbus Police Dept

Like most Police Departments, the guys at the bottom of the barrel are generally more competent than the guys at the top. The cops on the street seem so professional, but talk to someone on the phone and you get anything from willfully oblivious to suspiciously corrupt. It seem like their primary job is to get me to shut up. more

They even let a career criminal like myself break into some guy's home and punch him in the throat. After that they let me steal his car and send him ransom notes. It doesn't get any better than this. I even got a little racist by calling the guy ""white devil"" but who cares right? = D Fraud, criminal trespassing, home invasion/burglary, (felonious) assault, felonious theft, extortion, telecommunications harassment. You name it. These guys just don't care! = D Sure they locked me up for nonpayment of child support again and I do have a violent history of arrests for assault, felonious assault, domestic abuse and child endangerment but you can't win 'em all right? = D Sure is great being a violent criminal in Columbus, Ohio. Thanks guys! I owe you one. (sniff) =, ) more