Okay, where to begin. Fake bread, Christmas stars, half-lit (!) Xmas lights in the windows? Are they being ironic? I suspect not. Food was decent but unremarkable. We heard the owners yelling at one another in the kitchen--hardly a pleasant evening. Like being at Tony and Tina's wedding but they're NOT in on the joke
Pros: Uh, it's food?
Cons: Tacky. Stereotypical. Unremarkable.
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