The Italian ambiance was one that i would call magical. I felt like i was actually in the sewers of Venice. I was seated to my booth by women with magnificant looks and i wondered what type of underwear she was wearing. I was greeted by a man come wielding garlic bread and olive oil and it tasted deliscious. I ordered the shrimp scampi and it arrived quickly 30 minutes later. I quickly ate the meal and left leaving and driving home. In the middle of the night i awoke with severe stomic cramps and quickly rushed to my bathroom. I franctacly started defecation in my toilet like the flood gates had just open. The sheer force of the defecation lifted me out of my hunched over position and now into a fedel position expelling waste all over my legs and boxer shorts. My walls once a vagrant pink now a fecal brown. If i would return to johnny carino's i would need to be payed hundreds of thousands of dollars
Pros: unlimited bread
Cons: decorating my bathroom walls with feces
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