Undoubtedly, this was the worst restaurant I've ever had the misfortune of visiting.
First, the food. Your choices are fried, deep fried or grilled (just kidding, that's fried too). Even when you ask for some fish cut up to put on your salad you get the response ""oh we don't do that here"". I can understand that response in Morton's Steakhouse, but at some dump in South Texas? Even if you like fish and want seafood, it's deep fried to the point of losing all it's flavor. To top it off, the portions are ridiculous. I ordered some nachos for an appetizer and got seven(yes, I counted) tortilla chips with velveta cheese gobbed on it in the least appetizing way imaginable.
Maybe though, the place would look nice? No. Picture a redneck's broken down doublewide, through in some stupid framed rattlesnake skin hanging on the wall and run with it. Once during dinner I said ""well at least there aren't any roaches"" at which point a fairly large unidentifiable landed directly in front of me. (you can't make this up)
Then, the service. Walking in the door we (group of five) had to wait about ten minutes. Not long, but when you can see many empty tables it is. The waitress obviously had something much better to do, being that she:
1: Came by all of two times to see how we were doing.
2: Forgot to give us silverware and was quite surprised when we asked for it.
3: Neglected to mention that their kitchen was broken or something so the food took about an hour and a half to come out.
4: Mishandled our check so we couldn't get it after taking three bits of our food.
5: Kept saying that we picked the worst night to come here. (No kidding)
Then, we go to leave. Another long wait at the cashier. In my rush to leave (I actually left a tip out of courtesy) the check was split four ways, instead of five, so I overpaid as well. Needless to say, everyone else did not tip.
And finally, to top it off walking through the parking lot trying to forget the past three hours and lose the taste of awful fish in our mouths, our waitress opened the front door, to YELL AT US. Utterly speechless.
I know this is South Texas, but can we at least pretend that we might want a bit of class when we go out to eat.
Pros: I didn't get punched in the face.
Cons: Just about everything else.
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