I decided to try this place on 12/26/11, arriving at noon. I was expecting a massage with the normal upsell attempt for a handjob or sex. When I entered, the sign tells me 1 hour relaxation is $60 - no massage! An old korean lady guided me to a room with a massage table. It had a vibration pad and towel on top. She reiterated NO MASSAGE. i asked ""then what do I get for my $60?"" She said with a smile ""relaxation - and a table shower, if you like..."" hmmm, I should have left right then, but I was curious about the sex part.
So I gave her my credit card, but she insisted on seeing ID. So I had to go back to my car for my drivers license. Then she tells me that there is an additional $5 charge for credit card! I said NO! The cost is $60 regardless of for of payment. She checked with the manager, a younger Korean lady, who agreed to waive the $5 fee for me alone... not a good start. She tells me to remove me clothes and the lady will be right in.
I remove my clothes and soon a mid-20s Korean girl enters. Plastic smile. She leads me across the hall to another table in a shower stall and I lie face down. She throws several buckets of hot water on me and then uses the shower nozzle. She then washes my body with a scrubber and her bare hand. It felt nice. I turn over and she repeats the process. She pays no more attention to my penis or ass than any other part of my body. Totally non-erotic.
She dries me off and we return to the room. She says ""lie down,"" which I do. She turns the light off and leaves. The bed is vibrating and I'm hearing Barry Manilow music... After 10 minutes, she pops her head in and asks if i need anything, like water. I say ""nope."" She leaves and I lay there for another 15 minutes or so, wondering if this is it? Is this what people pay $60 for? After all, I can take a shower for free at home and shampoo my hair while I'm at it. I can also lie alone in the dark at home. I came here for some female TLC.
I finally get up and put my clothes on and exit the room. She is out in the hall and wishes me a Happy New Year with her fake smile. Geez, what a joke. What a rip-off. Obviously, I will never return to this place. My question is: How can they stay in business?
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