What can one say about Applebees? How about this. Applebees represents that ""happy middle american white suburban familyn that they show in tv commerials but doesn't really exist. Just walk into any applebees (you'll find them in any cookie cutter suburb) and soak up everything you swore you would never become - a sad, pathetic, robotic suburbanite with a house that looks like every one elses, nice neighbours and a job working for some big company where noone knows you. Don't worry, theres plenty of room in the mall parking lot to put your Minivan. Feeling naughty? ""Friends"" not around? Have a budweiser, get a riblet basket and go and kill yourself. You'll thank me for it.
Cons: everything
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