Joe's Crab Shack

FYI to all you people who have a problem with Joe's on the Boardwalk, SCREW ALL OF YOU! by far the best place ever, great service, excellent food, hot guys and girls &&&&&&&&&&&& good prices and waterfront views. so to all if you idiots...grow up and dont ever come eat at joes again cause u people are ignorant more

FYI to all you people who have a problem with Joe's on the Boardwalk, SCREW ALL OF YOU! by far the best place ever, great service, excellent food, hot guys and girls &&&&&&&&&&&& good prices and waterfront views. so to all if you idiots...grow up and dont ever come eat at joes again cause u people are ignorant more

The service is deplorable. The wait staff could care less if you're there, if you're eating, if you getting the right food - which by the way, isn't much. If you like french fries you may like it here. You're right on the water and the view is great but that's not worth the disappointment in the food quality and the horrible service. Really, don't waste your time or money. Pros: Water front. Cons: Horrible service; cheap, frozen food. more

The service is deplorable. The wait staff could care less if you're there, if you're eating, if you getting the right food - which by the way, isn't much. If you like french fries you may like it here. You're right on the water and the view is great but that's not worth the disappointment in the food quality and the horrible service. Really, don't waste your time or money. Pros: Water front. Cons: Horrible service; cheap, frozen food. more

We went to Joes Crab Shack in Kemah,TX. We got a nice table looking out at the water.but that was all that was nice. The salad came first, then I ordered a margarita and was brought the wrong one, after waiting forever on it. The dinner came piled with French fries, couldn't find the rest of the meal for the fries. We didn't receive our tea and water until after they served our main entree. Then on our ticket we were charged $6.50 for the margarita when the menu stated $2.39. Took forever to straighten that out. It was the worst service weve had in any restaurant a long, LONG time. This isn't a place where you want to celebrate a nice event, like a birthday or anniversary. The waitstaff couldn't have cared less if we were happy and it must have filtered through back to the kitchen. Pros: Good parking Cons: Slow, Terrible food, Terrible service more

We went to Joes Crab Shack in Kemah,TX. We got a nice table looking out at the water.but that was all that was nice. The salad came first, then I ordered a margarita and was brought the wrong one, after waiting forever on it. The dinner came piled with French fries, couldn't find the rest of the meal for the fries. We didn't receive our tea and water until after they served our main entree. Then on our ticket we were charged $6.50 for the margarita when the menu stated $2.39. Took forever to straighten that out. It was the worst service weve had in any restaurant a long, LONG time. This isn't a place where you want to celebrate a nice event, like a birthday or anniversary. The waitstaff couldn't have cared less if we were happy and it must have filtered through back to the kitchen. Pros: Good parking Cons: Slow, Terrible food, Terrible service more

Without a doubt some of the worst food I have ever eaten was served at Joe's crab shack! I have tried numerous locations, unfortunately, and it never gets any better. I don't care if they have menu items under $10, so does Taco Bell. I can't understand why so many folks always want to end up setting up lunch dates and dinner dates at this place, but I for one, will skip any invitation to go regardless of the event. I think folks are attracted to the low prices with the hint of providing tasty dishes, they dishes are dismal and disappointing. I find it hard to believe ANY of their business is repeat business. more

Without a doubt some of the worst food I have ever eaten was served at Joe's crab shack! I have tried numerous locations, unfortunately, and it never gets any better. I don't care if they have menu items under $10, so does Taco Bell. I can't understand why so many folks always want to end up setting up lunch dates and dinner dates at this place, but I for one, will skip any invitation to go regardless of the event. I think folks are attracted to the low prices with the hint of providing tasty dishes, they dishes are dismal and disappointing. I find it hard to believe ANY of their business is repeat business. more